Prettiebottom hurt, ass goes unscathed
For immediate release:
Yesterday I passed out at the Duff Mall. Dehydration, heat, no oxygen, too much noise, too many people, lowered blood pressure = head rush = collapse. While I did hit my face on the metal railing of a bench on the way down, the blow to my most important asset was absorbed by a brave and heroic Valencia orange. No other citrus fruit were hurt in this incident.
Yesterday I passed out at the Duff Mall. Dehydration, heat, no oxygen, too much noise, too many people, lowered blood pressure = head rush = collapse. While I did hit my face on the metal railing of a bench on the way down, the blow to my most important asset was absorbed by a brave and heroic Valencia orange. No other citrus fruit were hurt in this incident.
posted by Prettiebottom at 7:14 p.m.
1 Comments:
dude. you must stop this olsen twins stuff. what next, seedily handsome rock stars ten years your senior? uggs? i shudder to think.
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