Rules for living: Poo and you
Rule #3: About pooApparently, when one poos, one ought to need no more than three wipes. Any more than that shows there is something wrong with your diet (my guess: too much wheat and sugar). I did not technically learn this from my naturopath, but rather from a show called You are what you eat that airs on the Women's Network (Sundays at 10.30pm). It was brought to my attention that one a good day, one barely needs one wipe. Touché.
posted by Prettiebottom at 11:56 a.m.
1 Comments:
one thing you can always rely on: mention poo, and i'm THERE.
ONE WIPE??!! that is just so wrong. the thought that people might actually strive for one wipe when they need more because they know that one is the virtuous number means, potentially, a lot of crusty anes.
I say, count not the wipes. Who needs the stress?
And, furthermore, let all wipes be wet.
That is my final say on the matter.
Post a Comment
<< Home