Operation Vacuum, May 2006: Request for Tender

MultiWorld Inc invites qualified suppliers who are interested in loaning one vacuum cleaner to the site to contact C. Major with a statement of interest, citing “Operation Vacuum, May 2006”. Upon procurement of one borrowed vacuum, the vacuuming program is scheduled to be completed sometime between May 22 and May 28, 2006. Malfunctioning vacuum infrastructure at the site prevents maintenance of minimum cleanliness standards at this time. Upon receipt of your borrowed vacuum, the device will be used indoors only, at the site listed above, and shall not be taken outside the country.

Further Details: Complete details of the request for temporary acquisition of one vacuum cleaner are available upon request.

Disclosing Bid Takers: As per the Canadian federal Personal Privacy Act R.S., 1985, c. P-21, the name of the successful applicant of this request for tender of vacuuming infrastructure shall not be publicly disclosed.

Addendums: Addendums will be posted online at http://prettiebottom.blogspot.com/

We thank you in advance for your interest.

PS – those of you who don’t know, for the past 15 years I’ve been a top executive at an imaginary international conglomerate called MultiWorld.
PPS – for those of you who do know see you next week at the MultiWorld Celebrity Golf Classic!