Rules for working
A new theme here at Prettielandia: rules for working
Uh huh. Serious. Only because I actually have a 9 to 5 job again, for the first time in over three years. I shant name names lest I wind up like this one here (little englishy in Franclandia), however suffice it to say my income this year will be twice that of 2005 (good) but will require my ass being planted in one spot for four times longer each and every week (... no comment).
Enough preamble.
Rules for Working 1: Farts must be impeccably timed, flawlessly executed
In case you didn't know, you can't just go ahead and fart wherever the hell you feel like. It is socially awkward, especially for the farter when you let one rip (or seep) just before the elevator opens on the way to terra firma and someone gets in, it smells bad, and everyone - the other person - knows it was you. Further, if you let them rip / seep as you wander around the office people will start to think you have something against them. Save your unrestrained farts for home, the great outdoors, or the national gallery of Canada.
Uh huh. Serious. Only because I actually have a 9 to 5 job again, for the first time in over three years. I shant name names lest I wind up like this one here (little englishy in Franclandia), however suffice it to say my income this year will be twice that of 2005 (good) but will require my ass being planted in one spot for four times longer each and every week (... no comment).
Enough preamble.
Rules for Working 1: Farts must be impeccably timed, flawlessly executed
In case you didn't know, you can't just go ahead and fart wherever the hell you feel like. It is socially awkward, especially for the farter when you let one rip (or seep) just before the elevator opens on the way to terra firma and someone gets in, it smells bad, and everyone - the other person - knows it was you. Further, if you let them rip / seep as you wander around the office people will start to think you have something against them. Save your unrestrained farts for home, the great outdoors, or the national gallery of Canada.
posted by Prettiebottom at 4:05 p.m.
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